New Pop Lit is running an excerpt from The Front Yard War in their Fast Pop section. Check it out at https://fastpoplit.com/2025/01/25/an-excerpt-from-the-front-yard-war-by-wred-fright/. Thanks to King Karl for running it! If you want to read the whole thing, it's available at Amazon, Google Books, and directly from me ($5 PayPal to wredfright AT yahoo DOTT com--you'll figure it out). The PDF version is available only from me, but you can get an EPUB anywhere, and Amazon has a print edition also. I'm working on the Smashwords edition, so it will be available at most other ebook retailers soon as well. It's a fun novel. If you like good and interesting stories, then give it a read. There is still life in American literature, but you're likely going to have to dig for DIY stuff like this.
Monday, January 27, 2025
The Front Yard War Excerpt On New Pop Lit!
Tuesday, January 21, 2025
The Front Yard War Available On Google Books!
That's the White House lawn in Washington DC USA in the summer of 2023. It looks fairly Chemlawned to me. I didn't see dandelions or clover on it anyway. Maybe with a new, if slightly used, president in the house, the lawn could provide a nice model of organic lawn care for the nation.
Yeah, that's probably not going to happen. However, you can read The Front Yard War now on Google Books. Google even has a nice hefty sample, so you can read the first three chapters or so. After that, it'll cost you $5 to read the rest. $5! Just $5! I see people trying to sell ebooks for $10 or $20 even. It's a digital file, dude! It should be like $5. We're not paying for printing or mailing it. Come on! So if you want to see some dandelions on the White House lawn, then read the book and then you can get fired up and write a letter to the president, or at least the White House landscaper.
Based on the preview, the Google Books edition looks pretty good. It's basically the same file as the regular epub, but of course Google or their coders get a bee up their bonnet and I had to change some code for no good reason. I actually use Google Books as my main ebook reader on the phone, and the original file worked great. However, the Google Books edition really hated the underlining code, despite it working perfectly fine in the epub and on their reader software, so I had to turn the underlining to italics. Sorry underlining fans! I think the underlining looks better as well, but that and a hissyfit over the type of center code was keeping it from popping up for sale, so I had to "fix" them. The other amusing thing is that the original epub has 232 pages, but the Google edition has 357 pages, so despite the book description listing 232 pages, you get an additional 135 pages for free I guess. Please let me know what's on them . . .
For now Google fans, of course, the book is still available directly from me for $5 as an epub or pdf (PayPal me at wredfright AT yahoo DOTT com--you'll figure out that complex human code) and at Amazon, which has a printed version as well. Next up is Smashwords, who should get distributed to Barnes & Noble, Apple, and all the other major ebook retailers. They apparently have a new print on demand branch as well, so we might see two different print editions of the book (in addition, to the cheaper alternative probably of just ordering and then printing out the PDF yourself).
The novel's funny and thought-provoking. Given most if not nearly all of what passes for American literature these days, I can understand that people may not be into reading contemporary fiction, but you should give lit a chance again and give this one a read. I bet you'll enjoy it. It's not really like anything else out there. I don't want to say it's better because art's an expression even the crass, commercial stuff in its way, but I wrote the dang thing and it makes me laugh out loud and I know what's coming and I didn't write it in a Mary Sue way, and it still makes me crack up. Give it a shot! In fact, take a shot or two while reading it; I bet it'll be even funnier!
Sunday, January 12, 2025
drinkdrankdrunk: Excerpt From The Loud Boys By Karl Wenclas
TUESDAY MORNING: AT THE NEWSPAPER
The newspaper offices: glass interrupted by black-and-white horizontal lines. A young woman striding through the entrance disturbed the building’s impersonal design.
The city newspaper’s new publisher, Howell, was hand-picked representative of the billionaire venture capitalist who’d bought the 170 year-old legacy relic for ten percent of what it’d once been worth. Shortly after arriving in town and studying the operation, Howell had taken over editorial duties as well.
“We’re not doing journalism,” Howell told the staffers from behind a smartphone held in front of his face. “Journalism is dead. We’re not objective. Neither are we partisans. Our slant--our politics--is what sells.”
He’d done a stint in Silicon Valley as well as New York, and subscribed to the tech mindset. “Data, Then More Data!” his mantra, to the extent he had the slogan emblazoned in bold crimson-red letters on a large white banner hanging over the main entrance of their new, downsized headquarters.
Then he fired most of the long-time staff and brought in free-lancers and contract employees.
He was a thirty-nine-year-old arrogant cushion of a man wearing Warby-Parker eyeglasses, who’d been raised on video games and sci-fi CGI films. If it wasn’t electronic, he didn’t want it.
“The bottom line is views,” he told Dara Defiant when she arrived in his office to discuss a new assignment. “More views, subscribers, numbers, however we get them. More personalities, celebrities, drama. In this newspaper. On screens. Scandals. Targets. Triggers. Tragedy. Controversy.”
The office looked like it’d been erected yesterday, and would be gone tomorrow.
“That’s why I’m here,” Dara said with indecipherable eyes. “That’s what I write.”
As ruthless as he pretended to be, coddled Howell was intimidated by his encounters with Dara. When she walked, her figure cut through the atmosphere as if separate from it. Tangibly alive.
“What I like about you, Dara,” he said, blinking as he scrutinized her through his glasses (his eyes trained for screens, not people) “is you have no illusions.”
Dara thought to herself at age twenty-five maybe she should still have a few illusions.
"King" Karl Wenclas has a new novel out, The Loud Boys! I am happy to run an excerpt from it as part of drinkdrankdrunk! Check out his "War Hysteria" in The Underground Literary Alliance anthology and his current New Pop Lit project. Finding good contemporary writing can be difficult these days, so the King is a good guide to it, whether it's his own or that of others. He's also still blogging occasionally at Attacking The Demi-Puppets, trying to give American Lit. the jump start it so desperately needs these days!
Monday, January 6, 2025
The Front Yard War Available In Print!
Wednesday, January 1, 2025
The Hoof & Antler
If you want to read more writing by me about wrestling, then please check out Blog Love Omega Glee, where I had quite a lot of fun creating silly wrestling storylines as part of the novel. Also, the print version of The Front Yard War is in the works.